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Desert Dog Designs - Fun T-shirts, decals and stickers! Great deals all the time!

Welcome to Desert Dog Designs

We are genuinely glad you found us! C’mon in and have a look around. We are not your run of the mill t-shirt, decal shop. We don't chase the dollar by creating every t-shirt or decal that will sell.  Rather, we produce only those that reflect our beliefs. If you haven't noticed by now, we produce pro-gun, conservative, off-road, and right wing gear. We do not produce liberal, progressive or otherwise socialist/communist crap- so don't ask us to create any. Here at the Desert Dog, we only use the highest quality weather-proof USA vinyl that is guaranteed to withstand high temperatures, zombies, rain, snow, hurricanes, and even, libtard invasions. We try to add cool new shirts and decals all the time, so check back often. Have a suggestion, drop us a line and tell us about it. Want a custom t-shirt, decal or sticker? Let us know what your idea is and we will try our best to make it for you.  

Jeep Wave - DecalApprox 5" X 5.5" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no ..
$5.25

JEEP Wave - TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdult Men Size..
$15.95

My JEEP won a war - your HONDA cuts my grass - TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% W..
$15.95

Major League Infidel - Tshirt Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL,3X and 4X in WHITE ,SPORT GRAY or BLACK Q..
$15.95

Hey, Vegetarians- My food craps on your food. Enjoy your salad. - TSHIRT Available in S,M,L..
$15.95

 Don't bother me- I'm on Airplane Mode. Great TSHIRT   Available in S,M,L,XL, X..
$15.95

Help control the IDIOT population - please have your LIBERAL ​Spayed or Neutered - DECALApp..
$5.25

Paramedic - I'm the first person you see after saying: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something." - De..
$5.25

Will Defib for Beer- EMS -  TSHIRTQuality shirt made by:Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz..
$15.95

Runs with Trauma Shears - TSHIRTEMS taught me 2 things:  There is no resurrecti..
$15.95

Trauma Queen - TSHIRTDo you get a bit excited when dispatch says things like: "Multi-car acciden..
$15.95

For a moment there you bored me to death - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:..
$15.95

EMS The last person you see in your life may shock you - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton..
$15.95

EMS Because stupid never sleeps - SHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdult..
$15.95

EMS At war with natural selection - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAd..
$15.95

Nobody Needs an AR15?  Nobody needs a whiny little bitch either, but there you are. - TSHIRT&nb..
$15.95

A SILENCER SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS  - Tshirt  Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL,3X and 4X in WH..
$15.95

Your Stick Figures are Delicious - T-Rex DecalApprox 8" x 4"Let us know if you need other si..
$5.25 $2.49

I found this Humerus - DecalFor that medical person you know.  Approx 6" x 6"..
$5.25

Order any of Stick family with GUNS -  individually by selecting "DAD, MOM, BOY or GIRL" and ch..
$4.95 $2.49

Order any of Deer individually by selecting "LARGE" or "SMALL" and choosing a color.   See exa..
$2.55

ICE COLD ConservativeAwesome decal based on the Coca-Cola logo.  A must have for any conser..
$5.25

I GOT A FEVER, AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION is MORE COWBELLGuys, guys... I could really use MORE CO..
$5.25

Winning! (Duh!)Charlie Sheen crazy??.. naaa.. That's just what the trolls say about him. &nb..
$4.95

Love your country but don't trust your government - Decal Bulk orders of 6 or more are offe..
$5.25

Stupid should hurtApprox 8" X 4" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no b..
$4.95

GUN NUTAre you a bitter conservative clinging to your guns and Bible?   Get this decal to s..
$5.25

My Son Was Inmate of the Month at County Juvenile Detention CenterC'mon!  They can ALL ..
$4.95

Hummer Recovery Vehicle is one of our most popular decals!Approx 7" x 2"These are die-c..
$4.95

Nobody cares about your stick figure family!Tired of staring at the stupid stick people on t..
$4.95

Never Forget 9/11 - DecalApprox 5" X 5" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color wi..
$5.95

Sometimes Alcohol IS the AnswerApprox 8" X 2" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are o..
$5.50

BAIL!Approx 6" X 4" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no background. Th..
$5.25

I DON'T DIAL 911You know what they say, "when seconds count, the cops are minutes away"  Ge..
$5.25

"ZOMBIES IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR"  Side Mirror Decal ***This a a gre..
$2.50

My wife saves lives - what does your wife do? Approx 4" x 4.5" These are die-cut vinyl & ..
$4.95

Transformers..Optimus Prime Approx 5" x 4"These are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no b..
$5.25

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?For all you civilians, this is What The F*ck using military phonetics...
$4.95

ROCK HARD JEEP Club DecalOfficial logo of the Rock Hard Jeep Club  Logo is availab..
$4.95

SHOPPING with your husband is like HUNTING with the game warden - TSHIRT    Available in ..
$15.95

Jeep "Mudflap" girl -  TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdu..
$15.95

In Dog BEERS I've only had ONE -  TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz ..
$15.95

Tyranny Response Team-SHIRTtyr?an?ny   noun  \?tir-?-n?\ : a government..
$15.95

Bones are for the Dog - Meat if for the Man   Quality shirt made by:Cotton:100% Weight:5...
$15.95

EAT, SLEEP, JEEP - T-shirtGet it in Black, White, or Sport GreyQuality shirt made by:Cot..
$15.95

I Found this Humerus - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdult Men Sizes..
$15.95

Assualt Life  - Tshirt​You may like your Salt Life, but I prefer my Assault Life!&nbs..
$15.95

BATMAN logo T-shirt Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz Adult Men Sizes:S, M, L, XL..
$15.95

SNIPER - One Shot. One Kill​ - TSHIRT . Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL, 3XL and 4XL in W..
$15.95

Support those brave enough to volunteer for the shit you fear. - TSHIRTQuality shirt made b..
$15.95

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat forever-Give a man someone else's fish and he'll vote for you - &n..
$15.95

I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar -  TSHIRT .Do you ever find yourself in one of tho..
$15.95

Silly Boys JEEPS are for Girls!   - TSHIRTAvailable in WHITE, PINK, BLACK, and SPORT GRAY o..
$15.95

Maybe it's the beer talking, but I really like beer.  -  TSHIRT  Available in S,M,L,..
$15.95

Deer buck logo designed from Jeep logo. Approx 5X5 inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & ..
$5.25

MORE COWBELLGuys, guys... I could really use MORE COWBELL!!Approx 7 x 4 inchesThes..
$4.95

US Military Style American Flag (set of 2)Sold as a set of 2 with on flag mirror of the other so..
$6.00

Nothing in this JEEP is worth your life! Awesome Jeep decal! Approx 7" x 2" These are die-cut viny..
$5.25

I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKIN! Sizes available:  6" x 5"These are die-cut ..
$5.25

National Sarcasm Society - "yeah, like we need your support" - TSHIRT Quality shirt m..
$15.95

ROCK HARD JEEP Club T-ShirtOfficial logo of the Rock Hard Jeep Club  Join the fun! ..
$15.95