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Desert Dog Designs - Fun T-shirts, decals and stickers! Great deals all the time!

Welcome to Desert Dog Designs

We are genuinely glad you found us! C’mon in and have a look around. We are not your run of the mill t-shirt, decal shop. We don't chase the dollar by creating every t-shirt or decal that will sell.  Rather, we produce only those that reflect our beliefs. If you haven't noticed by now, we produce pro-gun, conservative, off-road, and right wing gear. We do not produce liberal, progressive or otherwise socialist/communist crap- so don't ask us to create any. Here at the Desert Dog, we only use the highest quality weather-proof USA vinyl that is guaranteed to withstand high temperatures, zombies, rain, snow, hurricanes, and even, libtard invasions. We try to add cool new shirts and decals all the time, so check back often. Have a suggestion, drop us a line and tell us about it. Want a custom t-shirt, decal or sticker? Let us know what your idea is and we will try our best to make it for you.  

Intel Backdoor Inside - DecalApprox 6" X 6" inches These are die-cut vinyl & are one color ..
$5.25

Powered by SNOWFLAKE Tears - Decal  Quit crying already-  He was elected! Approx 7." X &..
$5.25

 If you can't afford a TRUCK buy a Chevy -TshirtFREE SHIPPING Quality shirt m..
$15.95

Jeep faster... I hear banjos!!The JK version.  You sure have some purty lips!Decal is a..
$4.95

LOOK TWICE for MOTORCYCLESApprox 7" X 3" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color w..
$5.25

Jeep Wave - DecalApprox 5" X 5.5" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no ..
$5.25

JEEP Wave - TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdult Men Size..
$15.95

My JEEP won a war - your HONDA cuts my grass - TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% W..
$15.95

Major League Infidel - Tshirt Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL,3X and 4X in WHITE ,SPORT GRAY or BLACK Q..
$15.95

I'm a NURSE (EMT, PARAMEDIC, DOCTOR, or POLICE OFFICER) - My Level of SARCASM Depends on Your Level ..
$15.95

Hey, Vegetarians- My food craps on your food. Enjoy your salad. - TSHIRT Available in S,M,L..
$15.95

 Don't bother me- I'm on Airplane Mode. Great TSHIRT   Available in S,M,L,XL, X..
$15.95

Will Defib for Beer- EMS -  TSHIRTQuality shirt made by:Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz..
$15.95

Runs with Trauma Shears - TSHIRTEMS taught me 2 things:  There is no resurrecti..
$15.95

Trauma Queen - TSHIRTDo you get a bit excited when dispatch says things like: "Multi-car acciden..
$15.95

For a moment there you bored me to death - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:..
$15.95

EMS The last person you see in your life may shock you - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton..
$15.95

Order any of Stick family with GUNS -  individually by selecting "DAD, MOM, BOY or GIRL" and ch..
$4.95 $2.49

Your Stick Figures are Delicious - T-Rex DecalApprox 8" x 4"Let us know if you need other si..
$5.25 $2.49

Feel Safe Tonight - Sleep With An EMT decalApprox 3" x 8"These are die-cut vinyl & are o..
$4.95

Yeah..it's got a HEMI.  Thank the moron in the Prius that he's helping us out by leaving more g..
$5.25

Order any of Deer individually by selecting "LARGE" or "SMALL" and choosing a color.   See exa..
$2.55

My Indian name is Yes DearApprox 8" X 3" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color w..
$5.25

I got your back! The ultimate decal for that wingman out there.Approx 5" x 4"These ..
$5.25

USMC- Proud Army MOM The perfect decal for Mom's vehicle to show her pride in her son o..
$4.95

ZOMBIE OUTBREAK RESPONSE VEHICLEThe zombie apocalypse is coming.  Be prepared with this dec..
$5.25

I Used to be a People Person - but people ruined that for me - DecalWe all have someone that des..
$5.25

My wife saves lives - what does your wife do? Approx 4" x 4.5" These are die-cut vinyl & ..
$4.95

PROTECT YOUR NUTS!Great decal of a squirrel exercising his constitutional rights!Approx 3" X..
$5.25

Jeep! Jeep! Roadrunner Decal (pair of decals, 1 Right and 1 Left)Roadrunner, that coyote's after..
$6.95

Are you gonna cowboy up or just lay there and bleed?!Approx 8" X 2" inchesThese are die-cut ..
$5.25

Stupid should hurtApprox 8" X 4" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no b..
$4.95

I got this TRUCK for my wife.  (Awesome trade!)  - DECALApprox 6X4 inchesThes..
$4.95

My CHEVY burns what your stupid hybrid saves - DecalCHEVY POWER!!  Show the moron ..
$4.95

RUN You Stick Bastards! DecalTired of staring at the stupid stick people on the back of every so..
$5.25

 Pitbull Piss on LIBERALS decalApprox 4" x 4.5"These are die-cut vinyl &..
$4.95

Wine AerobicsWhy yes, I do exercise.Inspired by my friend Cindy!Approx 7 X 5 inche..
$4.95

GUNS kill people like SPOONS make Michael Moore FatAre you a bitter conservative clinging to..
$4.95

Nothing in this JEEP is worth your life! Awesome Jeep decal! Approx 7" x 2" These are die-cut viny..
$5.25

 Guns Don't Kill People - Dads with pretty daughters do -  TSHIRT Available in WH..
$15.95

National Sarcasm Society - "yeah, like we need your support" - TSHIRT Quality shirt m..
$15.95

Exaggerators Anonymous - 10 Trillion Strong and growing! - TshirtAwesome Tshirt only available i..
$15.95

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, LIZARD, SPOCK - TshirtSheldon Cooper, PHD's favorite game of chance - fro..
$15.95

TSHIRT - There's a name for people without beards - WOMENFacial Hair owners UNITE!   ..
$15.95

Reagan - Bush '84 - TSHIRTFREE SHIPPING at Just $15! Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weigh..
$15.95

SNIPER - One Shot. One Kill​ - TSHIRT . Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL, 3XL and 4XL in W..
$15.95

I got the JEEP thing, now it burns when I pee. - TSHIRTYou should probably get a doctor to look ..
$15.95

Wake up and smell the TYRANNY  Available in S,M,L,XL, and XXL Don't worry kids, every..
$15.95

My Wife Saves Lives- What does your wife do?-  TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Wei..
$15.95

Back-to-Back World War Champions  T-SHIRTFREE SHIPPING! Quality shirt made by: Cotton:10..
$15.95

In Dog BEERS I've only had ONE -  TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz ..
$15.95

 American Dodgeball Association of America  - TSHIRT​"If you can dodge a wrench, you c..
$15.95

I Like My Guns The Way Obama Likes His Voters: UNDOCUMENTED T-SHIRTAvailable in White a..
$15.95

SHOPPING with your husband is like HUNTING with the game warden - TSHIRT    Available in ..
$15.95

DHARMA logo from the LOST TV SeriesApprox 4" x 4"These are die-cut vinyl & are one color..
$5.25

 You Can't Fix Stupid but you can vote them out!Approx 7" x 4"These are die-cut vi..
$4.95

One of our most popular decals!  Show the moron in the Prius that he's helping us out by leavin..
$5.25

HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a JEEPApprox 8" X 3" inchesThese are die-cut..
$4.95

European Style Oval with TJ BadgeNOTE: These are die cut vinyl and have NO BACKGROUND so be ..
$4.95

BAZINGA!  Full Color T-ShirtThe prank phrase used by Sheldon Cooper, PHD. on tv's The ..
$15.95

Awesome take on the Jeep logo with a mudflap girl to dress it up a bit! Approx 7" x 3" ..
$4.95

NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN - Ho Ho Ho -   T-Shirt    MERRY CHRISTMAS ..
$15.95