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Desert Dog Designs - Fun T-shirts, decals and stickers! Great deals all the time!

Welcome to Desert Dog Designs

We are genuinely glad you found us! C’mon in and have a look around. We are not your run of the mill t-shirt, decal shop. We don't chase the dollar by creating every t-shirt or decal that will sell.  Rather, we produce only those that reflect our beliefs. If you haven't noticed by now, we produce pro-gun, conservative, off-road, and right wing gear. We do not produce liberal, progressive or otherwise socialist/communist crap- so don't ask us to create any. Here at the Desert Dog, we only use the highest quality weather-proof USA vinyl that is guaranteed to withstand high temperatures, zombies, rain, snow, hurricanes, and even, libtard invasions. We try to add cool new shirts and decals all the time, so check back often. Have a suggestion, drop us a line and tell us about it. Want a custom t-shirt, decal or sticker? Let us know what your idea is and we will try our best to make it for you.  

Hey, Vegetarians- My food craps on your food. Enjoy your salad. - TSHIRT  Available in S,M,L..
$15.95

Help control the IDIOT population - please have your LIBERAL ​Spayed or Neutered - DECAL App..
$5.25

Paramedic - I'm the first person you see after saying: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something." - De..
$5.25

Will Defib for Beer- EMS -  TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz..
$15.95

Runs with Trauma Shears - TSHIRT EMS taught me 2 things:   There is no resurrecti..
$15.95

Trauma Queen - TSHIRT Do you get a bit excited when dispatch says things like: "Multi-car acciden..
$15.95

For a moment there you bored me to death - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:..
$15.95

EMS The last person you see in your life may shock you - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton..
$15.95

EMS Because stupid never sleeps - SHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz Adult..
$15.95

EMS At war with natural selection - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz Ad..
$15.95

Nobody Needs an AR15?  Nobody needs a whiny little bitch either, but there you are. - TSHIRT&nb..
$15.95

A SILENCER SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS  - Tshirt  Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL,3X and 4X in WH..
$15.95

Your Stick Figures are Delicious - T-Rex Decal Approx 8" x 4" Let us know if you need other si..
$5.25 $2.49

I found this Humerus - Decal For that medical person you know.   Approx 6" x 6"..
$5.25

Assualt Life  - Tshirt ​You may like your Salt Life, but I prefer my Assault Life! &nbs..
$15.95

Smart Ass On Board - Decal This is a great decal for that "know-it-all" that we all are familiar ..
$5.25 $2.95

Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves-That's where I come in - TSHIRT Availabl..
$15.95

Arizona State Flag (set of 2) Sold as a set of 2 so you can put one on each side of  yo..
$6.00

Infidel AK47 -  TSHIRT jihad this, asshole! Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3..
$15.95

Deer buck logo designed from Jeep logo.  Approx 5X5 inches These are die-cut vinyl & ..
$5.25 $3.95

HILLARY for PRISON 2016 - STICKER Size is approx  7" x 2" This sticker is printed with hi..
$3.95 $2.50

ICE COLD Conservative Awesome decal based on the Coca-Cola logo.  A must have for any conser..
$5.25 $3.95

Lock Her Up - TSHIRT It's far past time to lock up the pantsuit queen for the lies she has been f..
$15.95 $11.95

Order any of Stick family with GUNS -  individually by selecting "DAD, MOM, BOY or GIRL" and ch..
$4.95 $2.49

Team Player.. because someone has to take the fat girl home. TSHIRT . Get this shirt for you..
$15.95 $10.99

HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a JEEP Approx 8" X 3" inches These are die-cut..
$4.95

Transformers..Optimus Prime Approx 5" x 4" These are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no b..
$5.25

 Pitbull Piss on VICK Approx 4" x 4.5" These are die-cut vinyl & are one co..
$4.95

My wife saves lives - what does your wife do? Approx 4" x 4.5" These are die-cut vinyl & ..
$4.95

Mallard Duck decal Nice clean simple duck decal for your window.  Approx 5" X 4" inc..
$4.95

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - DADS WITH PRETTY DAUGHTERS DO Approx 7" X 3" inches These are di..
$4.95

My Jeep is a Hybrid.. Approx 7" x 4" These are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no ..
$4.95

A custom decal designed to remember and celebrate the life of NAVY SEAL JON TUMILSON Facebook..
$4.95

My daughter saves lives - what does your daughter do? Approx 4" x 4.5" These are die-cut viny..
$4.95

My Kid Went To War So Your Kid Could Party In College Great decal to remind all those brain-w..
$4.95

Free Body Piercing by .45 decal Show them you have an artistic side to you! Approx 6" x 3" ..
$4.95

"OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE PROBABLY CHEVYS" Side Mirror Decal This a a great take on the "Objects..
$2.95

  FLY RC Build * Fly * Crash * Repeat This is a great decal to show off your fav..
$4.95

Fun take on a Bud Light logo.  Mud Light decal. Approx 6" x 4" These are die-cut vinyl &a..
$5.25

Calvin Pees on YOUR TEXT Decal Let me know what you want Calvin to Pee on.  Decal is approx ..
$5.25

 Pitbull Piss on LIBERALS decal Approx 4" x 4.5" These are die-cut vinyl &..
$4.95

SARCASM because beating the crap out of people is illegal We all know someone that deserves this ..
$5.25

Body Piercing by 9mm.  Who says you aren't artistic? Approx 6" x 3" These are die-cut vin..
$5.25

Love your country but don't trust your government - Decal  Bulk orders of 6 or more are offe..
$5.25

ANTI-SOCIAList T-SHIRT Available in White and Sport Gray.    Quality shirt made by: ..
$17.76

BAZINGA!    T-Shirt The prank phrase used by Sheldon Cooper, PHD. on tv's The Big Bang ..
$15.95

DO or DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY..  -YODA    T-Shirt FREE SHIPPING at just $20 Quali..
$15.95

Silly Boys JEEPS are for Girls!   - TSHIRT Available in WHITE, PINK, BLACK, and SPORT GRAY o..
$15.95

BLUE LIVES MATTER - Tshirt  Available in S,M,L,XL,XXL,3XL and 4XL in WHITE and SPORT GRAY..
$15.95

"Going to war without France is like hunting without an Accordion" -Norman Schwarzkopf T-SHIRT Q..
$15.95

Eat Sleep Husker Football - TSHIRT Available in WHITE, SPORT GRAY, Pink, and Black. Quality sh..
$15.95

My husband saves lives- what does your husband do? - TSHIRT  FREE SHIPPING ON T-SHIRTS!!! ..
$15.95

This is what CORRUPT looks like T-SHIRT Available in White and Sport Gray.   It's ti..
$15.95

Back-to-Back World War Champions  T-SHIRT FREE SHIPPING! Quality shirt made by: Cotton:10..
$15.95

HILLARY for Prison 2016 - T-SHIRT  Available in S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,and 4XL in WHITE and SPORT GR..
$15.95

You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day. - TSHIRT   Available i..
$15.95

An armed man is a citizen - an unarmed man is a subject TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100..
$17.76

 Guns Don't Kill People - Dads with pretty daughters do -  TSHIRT  Available in WH..
$15.95

Soft Wiener, Warm Wiener - Tshirt  Available in S,M,L,XL, and XXL in WHITE and SPORT GRAY..
$15.95

My daughter saves lives- what does your daughter do? - TSHIRT  FREE SHIPPING ON T-SHIRTS!!! ..
$15.95

 American Dodgeball Association of America  - TSHIRT ​"If you can dodge a wrench, you c..
$15.95

Bones are for the Dog - Meat if for the Man   Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5...
$15.95

Save a Pit Bull- Neuter Vick! I'm just as disappointed in the NFL who let him back in. SHAME ..
$5.25

I USED TO BE A PEOPLE PERSON - but people ruined that for me. - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by:..
$15.95

HONK if you've never seen a gun fired from a TRUCK Also available in "fired from a CAR" and "..
$4.95

 You Can't Fix Stupid but you can vote them out! Approx 7" x 4" These are die-cut vi..
$4.95

Would you drive any better with that phone shoved up your ass? Approx 7" X 3" inches Thes..
$4.95

I'm the INFIDEL Alah warned you about - DECAL A great shirt to show that we are NOT afraid of the..
$5.25

PEACE- the old fashioned way!  Approx 4" x 4" These are die-cut vinyl & are one ..
$4.95

My Son Was Inmate of the Month at County Juvenile Detention Center C'mon!  They can ALL ..
$4.95