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Desert Dog Designs - Fun T-shirts, decals and stickers! Great deals all the time!

Welcome to Desert Dog Designs

We are genuinely glad you found us! C’mon in and have a look around. We are not your run of the mill t-shirt, decal shop. We don't chase the dollar by creating every t-shirt or decal that will sell.  Rather, we produce only those that reflect our beliefs. If you haven't noticed by now, we produce pro-gun, conservative, off-road, and right wing gear. We do not produce liberal, progressive or otherwise socialist/communist crap- so don't ask us to create any. Here at the Desert Dog, we only use the highest quality weather-proof USA vinyl that is guaranteed to withstand high temperatures, zombies, rain, snow, hurricanes, and even, libtard invasions. We try to add cool new shirts and decals all the time, so check back often. Have a suggestion, drop us a line and tell us about it. Want a custom t-shirt, decal or sticker? Let us know what your idea is and we will try our best to make it for you.  

Jeep Wave - DecalApprox 5" X 5.5" inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no ..
$5.25

JEEP Wave - TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdult Men Size..
$15.95

My JEEP won a war - your HONDA cuts my grass - TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% W..
$15.95

Major League Infidel - Tshirt Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL,3X and 4X in WHITE ,SPORT GRAY or BLACK Q..
$15.95

Hey, Vegetarians- My food craps on your food. Enjoy your salad. - TSHIRT Available in S,M,L..
$15.95

 Don't bother me- I'm on Airplane Mode. Great TSHIRT   Available in S,M,L,XL, X..
$15.95

Help control the IDIOT population - please have your LIBERAL ​Spayed or Neutered - DECALApp..
$5.25

Paramedic - I'm the first person you see after saying: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something." - De..
$5.25

Will Defib for Beer- EMS -  TSHIRTQuality shirt made by:Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz..
$15.95

Runs with Trauma Shears - TSHIRTEMS taught me 2 things:  There is no resurrecti..
$15.95

Trauma Queen - TSHIRTDo you get a bit excited when dispatch says things like: "Multi-car acciden..
$15.95

For a moment there you bored me to death - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:..
$15.95

EMS The last person you see in your life may shock you - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton..
$15.95

EMS Because stupid never sleeps - SHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdult..
$15.95

EMS At war with natural selection - TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAd..
$15.95

Nobody Needs an AR15?  Nobody needs a whiny little bitch either, but there you are. - TSHIRT&nb..
$15.95

A SILENCER SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS  - Tshirt  Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL,3X and 4X in WH..
$15.95

Your Stick Figures are Delicious - T-Rex DecalApprox 8" x 4"Let us know if you need other si..
$5.25 $2.49

I found this Humerus - DecalFor that medical person you know.  Approx 6" x 6"..
$5.25

Order any of Stick family with GUNS -  individually by selecting "DAD, MOM, BOY or GIRL" and ch..
$4.95 $2.49

My Other Car is an AmbulanceHilarious decal with the ambulance printed in reverse just like ..
$4.95

Are you gonna cowboy up or just lay there and bleed?!Approx 8" X 2" inchesThese are die-cut ..
$5.25

No hill to steep No ditch too deepApprox 7X3 inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are ..
$4.95

My Kid Went To War So Your Kid Could Party In CollegeGreat decal to remind all those brain-w..
$4.95

Would you drive any better with that phone shoved up your ass?Approx 7" X 3" inchesThes..
$4.95

Feel Safe Tonight - Sleep With A Paramedic decalApprox 3" x 8"These are die-cut vinyl &..
$4.95

I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRYThe famous quote by "Doc" Holliday in the movie Tombstone starring Kurt ..
$4.95

Nothing in this JEEP is worth your life! Awesome Jeep decal! Approx 7" x 2" These are die-cut viny..
$5.25

Hey Obama!  Kiss my AZ Approx 4" x 4" awesome decal.  Show your support for A..
$4.95

Awesome take on the Jeep logo with a mudflap girl to dress it up a bit! Approx 7" x 3" ..
$4.95

I CARRY A GUN because when seconds count the cops are minutes awayApprox 7" x 4"These are ..
$5.25

I don't give a rat's assApprox 7" x 4"These are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no ba..
$5.25

Approx 4x3 inchesThese are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no background. These stic..
$3.00

Calvin Pees on YOUR TEXT DecalLet me know what you want Calvin to Pee on.  Decal is approx ..
$5.25

Infidel!Jihad this, asshole!Approx 4" x 4"These are die-cut vinyl & are one co..
$4.95

This is a very sharp anti-socialism decalApprox 7" x 3"Your decal is made from HIGH&nbs..
$5.25

Driver only carries $20 in ammunition!Great decal to put on the drivers side door.  Mea..
$4.95

PROUDLY SUPPORT Zombie Border PatrolIsn't it time we thought about using more of our natural res..
$5.25

US Military Style American Flag (set of 2)Sold as a set of 2 with on flag mirror of the other so..
$6.00

FREE Body Piercing by .40 S&W TSHIRTQuality shirt made by:Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz..
$15.95

You Give Peace a Chance, I'll Cover You if it Doesn't Work Out - TSHIRT   Available in S,M,L,..
$15.95

Built Ford Tough - Without Your Tax Dollars -   TSHIRTQuality shirt made by:Cotton:100%..
$15.95

Wake up and smell the TYRANNY  Available in S,M,L,XL, and XXL Don't worry kids, every..
$15.95

 Always Give 100% Unless you're donating blood TSHIRT   Available in S,M,L,XL, XXL, ..
$15.95

 Kiss me I'm (pretty sure I have met someone that is) IRISH - TSHIRTAvailable in White, Spo..
$15.95

Infidel Inside -  TSHIRTjihad this, asshole! Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5..
$15.95

You read my t-shirt. That's enough social interaction for one day. - TSHIRT   Available i..
$15.95

CORRUPT REID T-SHIRTAvailable in White and Sport Gray.  It's time for Dingy Harry ..
$15.95

Ask Me About FREE BODY PIERCING - T-ShirtCelebrate your 2nd Amendment Rights with this awesome D..
$15.95

Jeep "Mudflap" girl -  TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdu..
$15.95

ROCK HARD JEEP Club T-ShirtOfficial logo of the Rock Hard Jeep Club  Join the fun! ..
$15.95

I SPEAK ENGRISH -  TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdult Men Size..
$15.95

NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN - Ho Ho Ho -   T-Shirt    MERRY CHRISTMAS ..
$15.95

BATMAN logo T-shirt Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz Adult Men Sizes:S, M, L, XL..
$15.95

Tyranny Response Team-SHIRTtyr?an?ny   noun  \?tir-?-n?\ : a government..
$15.95

"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it away"- T..
$15.95

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE -  TSHIRTThis is one of our most popular designs.  It features a fu..
$15.95

In Dog BEERS I've only had ONE -  TSHIRTQuality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 Oz ..
$15.95

Jeep "Mudflap" girl -  TSHIRT Quality shirt made by: Cotton:100% Weight:5.3 OzAdu..
$15.95

Piss on LIBERALS decalApprox 4" x 4.5"These are die-cut vinyl & are one color ..
$4.95

US Military Style American Flag (set of 2)Sold as a set of 2 with on flag mirror of the other so..
$6.00

Team Player.. because someone has to take the fat girl home. TSHIRT .Get this shirt for you..
$15.95

Wake up and smell the TYRANNY  Available in S,M,L,XL, and XXL Don't worry kids, every..
$15.95

Here it is- the Arizona Virtual Jeep Club Decal.. JUST $7 buck for 2 decals! ..
$7.00

REBEL PRIDE DecalApprox 6" X 4" inches These are die-cut vinyl & are one color with no back..
$4.95

Fun take on a Bud Light logo.  Mud Light decal.Approx 6" x 4"These are die-cut vinyl &a..
$5.25